A Cute Religious Joke from Beliefnet.com

Walking on Water

A rabbi, priest, and a minister are out fishing in a boat on a big lake when the priest realizes that he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting to disturb the fishing of the others in the boat by having them take him to shore, he gets out of the boat and walks across the water to do his business and then returns to the boat. A little while later the minister has to go also and he does the same. He walks across the water, does his business and returns across the water to the boat.

Finally the rabbi feels the urge to go to the bathroom too, so he climbs out of the boat. But instead of walking across the water, he falls into the water and starts to wildly splash around. The priest and the minister finally drag the rabbi back into the boat and the priest turns to the minister and says, "Maybe we should have told him where the rocks were."

Love Yourself!!!!!!

This is off the basis of jamming to my iPod, like I always do. Music is my life.

I was waiting for my class to start and listening to my iPod, as usual to kill time. I don’t know if it’s just me but for some songs it may take me a while to actually pay attention to lyrics of the verses.
Today was one of those days. Lauryn Hill’s “Doo Wop (That thing)” song was on and I started just analyzing what she was saying and I was like that is so true. Now I want you to listen or relisten to the song for that matter and let it marinate. I mean I knew what she was talking about a long time ago, but this time I just listened, and I got something different that’s all.
Listening to her caused me to find other songs like hers or some that have meaning to it. For you girls (women) who may loose a pinch of self-esteem from time to time, trust me I have those days.
Listen to these:
1. Fergie “All that I got”
2. Brooke Valentine “Cover Girl”
3. Hope Partloe “Who we are”
4. TLC “Unpretty”

These are just a few off the top of my head that I listen to and make me feel better on those “I think I suck” days.
I was watching Joel Osteen last night and it was basically God telling me to “Live a no excuse life”. Don’t worry about who’s better than the other, or she’s prettier than me. If you don’t like something, do something about it. I know I am. Now, I do not mean change yourself for someone’s liking, fix it to your liking. I know I am.

Being Random:

I am going to post my DIVA Project and I want you to be apart of it.

Later

-DIVA

Now that's a song! (and other info)

I am loving this song by Beyonce, on her new album, "I am sasha". I am thinking of adding this to the Diva playlist and making this the theme song instead. Unless, something comes out more divalicious than this.
Diva Updates:
1. My first podcast. May be coming out sooner than you think.
2. Next week, I will be discussing the hopes of a incorporation of Diva. Making it official.
3. If you want to partake on this journey or become a official member, please contact me.

Email me about anything, and I'll get back to you in due time.
Thanks.
Diva.

Been a Long Time since we spoke. (Short and 2 the PT.)

Hello, I been gone for a while and now I am back. Sorry for all that. But are we glad that our president is not only black, but has strong black woman by his side. *Smile*

Ok. Here is the dealio, I am in the progress of making this official and a non-profit. If you have any suggestions or questions, or want to be a official member, let me know.

Next week, I will discuss the upcoming of Diva in a new higher level, next week.

Toodles.

 

Oh yeah, be strong, love yourself. If you don't, who's going to love you if you don't first.

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